very nice vignette reader on IM: So tell me... Are you really as obsessed with yourself as you play you are on the site?

AH! I really hope you all don't think I'm an ego-maniacal asshole. I'm not really that obsessed with myself. The narcissus phase was a joke. It doesn't really matter what you think, after all, but I swear I'm not in love with myself.

Well, maybe I am. But just a little. It's healthy. At least, that's what I tell myself during one of my hourly mirror love sessions.