What a funny way to wake up. Two DJ's are bantering and as my alarm clock turns on they say:
Guy: She is the most talented singer out there. And beautiful.
Girl: What? She's disgusting.
Guy: Christina Aguilera gorgeous.
Girl. She's a PIG. I'll give you the other one.
Guy: Britney Spears?
Girl: Yeah, she's pretty. She's like a young Heather Locklear.
Guy: Christina Aguilera is the most beautiful.
Girl: She's deformed.

Wow, pretty harsh, eh? Off to Allendale for a busy busy weekend, getting a new license, shopping for work clothes, Jesus Christ Superstar, writing papers, birthday celebrations.