So, Sandy has this one-page mini calendar of naked men, and she told Steph it was scratch n sniff. Steph is looking at one guy, who had a weird-looking butt, and she scratches it and brings it up to her nose! She scratched a guy's ass and sniffed! It was all a joke, of course, and we have been mercilessly making fun of her for an hour.

We’re also all buzzed after cake and beer in the conference room. How cool are we?