I just finished my first final of the semester, a marathon essay for Mass Communication and the American Image. I decided to walk to SCILS to find out my grade in Editing and Writing for Print. A. The lowest grade in the class was a B, and there were only a handful. I told you this guy was a sucker. I assume this will be my only A of the semester, incidentally.

But it's nice to have a 4.0 semster as of now, you know? False realities are neat.