Alrighty, kids. Roll up your sleeves and bounce to the beat of the newst dance craze to come out of the tropics. That's right, it's the FACE SLAP.

Top Brazilian performers refuse to sing it. A big-city mayor begged radio stations not to play it and women say it is degrading and dangerous. It's the Face Slap, a lilting, uptempo ditty about a woman who asks her lover to hit her.

Hmm. Wanna try this one, Ben? You can be the chick.