(From an inter-office email)

Top 10 Times in History When Use of the "F" Word Was Appropriate

10) "What the *&%# was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima August 1945
9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" Custer 1877
8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein 1934
7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso 1926
6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" -Pythagoras 126 BC
5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" -Michelangelo 1566
4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." -Joan of Arc 1434
3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my ass!" - Noah 314 BC
2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" - JFK 1963
1) "Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" -Bill Clinton 1997