Oh my God. My face is red.

Barbara and Candice just gave me my birthday present - and it is absolutely hysterical.

.... A BOY SCOUT UNIFORM.

Since I've written about 12 stories about the Scouts' anti-gay policies, they thought it would be a cute idea. Apparently, this has been in the works since November. So, I have my very own hat, shirt with Boy Scout logo and flag patch, shorts and a Central New Jersey Council badge.

I refused to put it on, but I did don the cap for a few pictures. I'm thinking I'll come into work on my last day in the outfit.

Oh, and Ben, don't get any ideas.