I thought the Oscars were really well done. Despite the length, they were sort of smooth. Whoopi was funny, the speeches were pretty decent (except Jennifer Connelly, who was so frightfully boring and mellow!) and the fashions were elegant.

But Gwyneth Paltrow!?!?! What are you thinking? She looks like a 70-year-old droopy-chested man in a wifebeater.