Strange dream last night.

I was in a sort of rec room with my good pal Brandy (as in the secretly married and randomly pregnant pop star), telling her about how odd itwas to run into Tiffany (as in thebreast-baring former teen pop tart) again. You see, we'd been friends as children and when she appeared on The View, which I was co-hosting, it was very circular and lovely.

Indeed.