I was accosted by a homeless girl last night. Picture it, I'm walking out of Safeway with two bags when I spot her. As I approach she says...

HG: Can I have some food?
TJ: Can you have some food?!
HG: Yeah!
TJ: Uh, do you want some Halloween candy?
HG: Hell yeah I want some fucking candy! Yeeeeeeeeah!

Homeless girl procees to run toward me and throws her arms around me.

I was sort of doubting that she was really homeless because she and her friend looked really clean and were wearing like Gap clothes, I swear. But then she kept on talking to me and I realized she was a total insaniac, so she probably was homeless.

Whatev. A little candy makes everyone smile.